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• @jillybeaton Happy birfday! #
• Babysitting while Dad gets gallbladder surgery. http://twitpic.com/17xdfx #
• @PjPerez because nerds are rude to everybody. That's why they (we) are nerds. in reply to PjPerez #
• Remember: Red State Soundsystem tonight @ Yayo Taco, 8pm, with other cool bands as part of Neon Reverb! Be there! #
• My Lord, I want to ride this bus. http://failblog.org/2010/03/11/bus-fail-3/ #
• @PjPerez That's a Cronenberg flick, yeah? About the weird shit that comes out of people? in reply to PjPerez #
• @PjPerez Oh, right. Larry Cohen movie. You can get it on Amazon, I think. in reply to PjPerez #
• Dear Mississippi: Welcome to the 21st century, you fucking rednecks. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/6907997.html #
• Dig Vampire Weekend? Me too. But check this out: this is where that style comes from. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEWYFkjH2jc #
• @CharlieChu yeah, prolly shoulda warned you about them. Did the Faygo cans tip you off? #
• Playing at about 8:10 at Yayo Taco. Come down? #
• Watching the video of our show tonight. I look like I should be under a bridge threatening to eat billy goats. #
• Global Ghettotech article on Vague Terrain; worth your time if you're interested in "world" music. http://bit.ly/daUgbg #

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• @skywaterblue mine! in reply to skywaterblue #
• Man. Genuinely sad to hear about Corey Haim. I wanted to be him in DREAM A LITTLE DREAM so bad. I wish things had turned out better for him. #
• In memoriam: http://blip.fm/profile/rdmeeker/blip/19894663/Danny+Wilde–Time+Runs+Wild #
• It's melting as it hits, but it's snowing slightly outside. #
• Picked up the new BT album, THESE HOPEFUL MACHINES. Really digging it so far. He's a bright dude. #
• This mushroom meatloaf don't taste much like meatloaf. But it is tasty. #
• Mushrooms + red wine + breadcrumbs + oatmeal + egg + ketchup glaze = magic! #
• Um…I just got an email asking if RSS is available to play Coachella. I'm not sure if it's a joke. If not…holyfuckingshit. #
• I'm going on the assumption, until I find out otherwise, that the Coachella thing is a prank. If not…as I said, holyfuckingshit. #
• The man who wasn't ever there: http://www.tampabay.com/features/humaninterest/article1076097.ece #

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• @kierongillen let me just say this: I'm a trade buyer, and I bought every issue of PHONOGRAM separately. And not just cause I know you. in reply to kierongillen #
• Announcement: @warrenellis does not rape hobos. They begged for it, each and every filthy one. #
• (This is also why @warrenellis's urologist lights his cigars with twenty pound notes and has a Nobel Prize in Genitourinary Magick.) #
• Dear @warrenellis: Is it possible to sexually transmit a candiru fish? Accidentally, I mean. #
• Red State Soundsystem is playing at Yayo Tacos at 8pm Thurs as part of Neon Reverb. Be there! #

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• @nadya John Waters is hella reading my story!!!! in reply to nadya #
• @lindabot "I Feel You"? in reply to lindabot #
• And it's Hypocritical Republican Fuckhead Day! Tie between Roy Ashburn chugging cock and Sarah Palin sneaking into Canada for health care. #
• @thegurrier Anti-gay Repub from California gets arrested drunk driving leaving a gay nightclub. Confirmed today he's a friend of Dorothy. in reply to thegurrier #
• @thegurrier Because they're bad people. Not differently opinioned than myself; they are evil fucknuts and bad humans who hurt other people. in reply to thegurrier #
• @thegurrier I'll debate economics all day, but anyone who's anti-gay is a bad human being or just stone fucking ignorant, no exceptions. in reply to thegurrier #
• Rosalie does not know what TRON is. Good Jesus. #
• Apparently Rosalie didn't have TV as a kid. Hence, no TRON. But still! Good creeping Catholic Jesus with the googly eyes! #
• OMFG GIANT FUCKING NERD BONER TRON LEGACY TRAILER BONER BONER BONER AUUUGH MUST SEE NOW http://www.program-glitch-esc.net/ #
• @frankbeaton Dude. TRON LEGACY. I believe "nerd boner" is acceptable in this case. HELLA NERD BONER DOGG in reply to frankbeaton #
• Looking up sleep clinics to deal with my severe apnea. Dr. Fiance can't sleep in the same bed with me. #
• Holy God, my knees hurt. Feels like a horse sat on my legs. Sigh. #
• "'Charlie Rose' by Samuel Beckett": Brilliant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFE2CCfAP1o #

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• Oh no: R.I.P. Sparklehorse's Mark Linkous http://bit.ly/9v9bRP /via @pitchforkmedia #
• So, um, I suppose I can probably share this with the world now… #
• …I'm getting married to an amazing girl named Rosalie. #
• It's complicated, but I'm extremely happy and so is she. If you really want more info, call me. But this is the super awesome. #
• So glad I don't have cable. You guys watch the Oscars for me. #
• Kinda cool that Jim Cameron and Kathryn Bigelow are both up for Oscars. I assume their relationship is amicable. (They used to be married.) #
• @klintron @jonl is good people. in reply to klintron #

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• Dr. Girlfriend is singing in the shower. Sam Cooke, "Bring It On Home To Me". Did I mention Dr. Girlfriend is adorable? #
• Looking at Urban Outfitters' clothes section made me feel bad about myself. They don't carry men's pants over waist size 36. #
• Would you find me? / Would you kiss my eyes / And lay me down in silence, easy / To be born again? #
• That wasn't emo, kids. That was Van fucking Morrison. #
• @PaulCampanella Ventano's is the awesome tasty. in reply to PaulCampanella #

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• Dr. Mrs. The Monarch is judging an acting competition at a local high school and I'm tagging along. Pray for my tormented soul. #
• (I never realized that she actually does look like Dr. Girlfriend. Which means Halloween is gonna be rad.) #
• God, high schools are terrifying. Never thought I'd walk into one again unless I was sporting a trenchcoat and shotgun. :-p #
• @fishsauce if that'd happened in Vegas people would be aiming like DEATH RACE 2000. in reply to fishsauce #

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• The Rancor monster is a perv! (PNSFW) http://lookatthisfrakkinggeekster.tumblr.com/post/426401426 #
• Wonderful news about Hollis Hawthorne: http://coilhouse.net/2010/03/all-for-the-love-of-hollis-hawthorne/ #
• Q: Should someone with my experience and multidisciplinary skillset be looking for coder/design jobs or project management jobs? #
• @skywaterblue ??? QuickTime is a wrapper, not a format. What problems are you having? in reply to skywaterblue #
• @skywaterblue How are you encoding the audio? in reply to skywaterblue #
• @skywaterblue Mac or PC? If it's Mac, install Perian. It's the Big Codec Pack Of Love. in reply to skywaterblue #
• @uloop_jobs Thank you. That would be wonderful, were I in fact a CSN student. As it is, I doubt student jobs pay my rather high salary. in reply to uloop_jobs #
• Dear Viacom, re:removing The Daily Show and Colbert from Hulu…feel absolutely free to suck my dick til it bleeds. Sincerely, Josh Ellis. #
• @claytoncubitt 8-> 0 maybe? in reply to claytoncubitt #
• Hee hee. ASCII dick. 8=> #
• Or, if you're John Holmes 8===> #
• @sil Like the fabled Excalibur, my penis can only be pulled from the stone by the chosen of God. Werd is bond. in reply to sil #
• Apparently, the White House meeting with atheist groups is a sign of the Apocalypse for Jeebus people. http://bit.ly/dD99MK #
• @skywaterblue True. We're talking about people who think the Virgin Mary appears to them in their Wheat Chex every morning. in reply to skywaterblue #
• @sil One does not need an excuse to come to Vegas. However, there is DefCon. And strippers. in reply to sil #
• @sil Working on that. I need to come to England, if only to finally bring @warrenellis some decent Texan chili. in reply to sil #
• Apparently Dexter Holland from the Offspring makes awesome hot sauce. Wonder if I can find it in Vegas. http://bit.ly/c8a4dI #
• @amandapalmer Have you heard the Paul Lansky piece Idioteque samples? It's "Mild und Liese" and you can get it here: http://bit.ly/duQI0K in reply to amandapalmer #
• MTV says it's abandoned Gen Xers. Actually, MTV, we abandoned your pathetic ass years ago. http://bit.ly/8YZDl3 #
• Does anyone who can pass an IQ test watch MTV anymore? Really? #
• @atavistian Last time I watched MTV, Kennedy was still hosting ALTERNATIVE NATION. For I am ancient. (I still fondly remember Martha Quinn.) in reply to atavistian #
• Where have you gone, Martha Quinn? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. #
• I need to stop reading music websites. If I see one more post gushing about some hipster band's "dense harmonies" I'm gonna stab someone. #
• THE BEACH BOYS WERE NOT THE BEST BAND IN THE 60S, GODDAMNIT. #
• All these Brian Wilsonabees are musical Prozac — artificial emotion for people devoid of the real thing. Real emotions ain't that pretty. #
• Also? Stop dressing like a special needs kid from 1981. Your future self will thank you when the photo album comes out in 2025. #

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• @warrenellis Strangely, those were also your mother's first words to me. :-p in reply to warrenellis #
• @warrenellis Also? Too hot for pants today here. We are all lounging nude in the park drinking hurricanes and basking in the desert heat. #
• @mattsorvillo I think I found your future ex-wife. http://bit.ly/cRraED #
• My thoughts on the "retard" controversy: most of our epithets for calling someone stupid are or were actual clinical terms. #
• "Idiot", "imbecile" and "moron" used to be medical descriptions. So what do you call a stupid person without offending someone? #
• Funnily enough, I would never refer to someone with legitimate mental challenges as a "retard". I reserve that for people like Karl Rove. #

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• @VanessaY That is the awesome! in reply to VanessaY #
• @MattSorvillo @warrenwucinich Alright you kids. If I have to come back there, we're turning this car around and going straight home. #
• @iamredcross @warrenwucinich @MattSorvillo My car, my rules. You pay the gas, you can play your Grizzily Bear and yell all you want. #
• @MattSorvillo @jillybeaton @warrenwucinich @lindabot I feel like we forgot something….WE LEFT LINDA!!!! #
• Making the Mac "Alex" voice recite "The Court Of The Crimson King" #
• Best picture of @alexgetchell ever. http://www.flickr.com/photos/laurenn/4399845133/in/set-72157623538222752/ #
• @DavidForbes I think that's a Charlie Stross novel. #
• This webcomic made me giggle. http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=316 #
• @iamredcross I think Bel Biv Devo would be a really awesome idea, actually. "That girl is…POISON! That girl is…POISON!" #
• @iamredcross "ABC, SpudBoy…the Akron family!" in reply to iamredcross #
• I am now going to bring my Bell Biv DeVoe and Devo mp3s into Ableton Live and make Bell Biv Devo. Thank @iamredcross, internets. #
• A mini-lecture on Twitter, for your enjoyment, about the waves of Web development. (Development of the Web itself, I mean.) #
• Web 1.0 (around 1967 – 2002) Building the infrastructure of the network itself and the tech/bandwidth needed for rich experience. #
• Web 2.0 (2003-2009) Enabling every person to become a publisher of "content" and building soft infrastructure to share it (social networks). #
• Web 3.0 (2010-???) Building tools to filter out all the horrible crap people put up thanks to Web 2.0. Curatorship of "good" content. #
• Web 4.0 (no timeline) Giving every goddamn thing in the universe an IP address. #
• Our current stage – 3.0 – is about not only connecting content nodes, but the RIGHT nodes — the media YOU want to see. #
• @claytoncubitt happy 21st birthday, dogg. Werd. #

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