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Monthly Archives: September 2007

On A Diet

I’m at the end of the second day of a 14 day diet. All raw vegetables, with sushi allowed (for protein). Tonight I broke down and ate three very small cheese enchiladas. Fuck, I had to — I feel like hell.
After two weeks of this, it’s two weeks of juice fasting. Meaning just juice. And […]

The Global Village Has Found Its Idiot

Sherri, kitten, the rest of us figured this out a little more than half a millennium ago. And most of us got the evolution thing about a century and a half ago. If you can’t keep up with the class, don’t raise your hand, okay?
Look, I can barely — barely, mind you — understand how […]

Student Tasered At Kerry Speech

This guy was maybe being a goofball, but they didn’t need to light his ass up.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…God help anybody who ever turns a taser on me. I do believe that’s the kind of provocative act that would end with me torturing you to death.

ATS Premium: Barksdale Missile Number Six: The Stolen Nuclear Weapon, page 1

ATS Premium: Barksdale Missile Number Six: The Stolen Nuclear Weapon, page 1
I don’t know how rigorous this guy is (I’m not saying he’s not, I merely don’t know his reputation), but there are some interesting points in here… particularly that the military’s admission of error in loading real nukes onto those planes last week was […]

Travelogue Recording Notes, #2

More recording tonight — specifically, guitar for “Entropy”, which has somehow morphed from sounding like Bloc Party’s “Compliments” to something more akin to a cross between Talking Heads and Daft Punk.
We could only come up with a rhythm guitar part — a high, staccato, repetitive thing that sounds like half the disco punk out there […]

Photos, 2003-2005


Other Reposted Ravings

(Also from May 2004. Hee hee hee.)

Globalist Sex Ravings From A Drug-Addled Subversive, vol. 666
I have imbibed roughly four times the recommended dosage of the hallucinogenic compound 2-CI (still legal, as of 6:15 this morning, folks). Sweet rampant returning Messiah, I am absolutely fucked to the gills. I spent five minutes staring at the print […]

Repost: Parthenogenesis - A Love Story

(Written in 2004 when I was on…shit, was it mescaline or 5-MEO-DMT? Or just mushrooms? Acid? Can’t remember. Drugs. Enjoy.)
Parthenogenesis - A Love Story
I learned to fuck in Nicosia. Turkish Cyprus, you dig.
They called her a “polymorph” but that just meant she was anything you wanted. Some of us wanted boys, and she was a […]

Fucking Ha! Ha Ha Ha!

My friend Mike Bernstein emailed me to tell me that big chunks of the ZA archives are available on Archive.org. While hunting around, I discovered this entry from October 8, 2003.
I told you I was ahead of the game on multitouch systems.
Which reminds me of a question I’ve been wanting to ask for a while: […]

Recipe: Falafa-y’all

Falafa-y’all (or “redneck falafel”) is my own invention. It’s basically falafel made with a Tex-Mex/Southwestern feel. It can be served as an appetizer, on a tortilla or pita bread, or with a sauce. (I’m developing a buttermilk chipotlé sauce, which I’ll put up here when I’ve perfected it.) It’s relatively easy to make and a […]