My Plans For Valentine’s Night

I’m gonna go get falling-down drunk, put on my Hannibal Lecter mask, and roam the dark streets looking for anybody who looks happy and in love.

Fair warning.

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1 Joe T. // Feb 14, 2008 at 7:21 pm

May I suggest a more realistic, yet lower-risk scenario that might also float your boat? A large Malt Liquor, a box of Kleenex, and some pictures of Amy Lee (clothed may have to do). Please leave the slice-and-dice for those who truly have nothing to lose.
2 aimee sticka // Feb 14, 2008 at 8:52 pm

Hey Josh,

How are you? I love your post. I found it recently when I was up late ’studing’.

How is your mom? How is life? You went to Turkey?! That’s great.

Just wanted to say hi and see how life is. email me sometime.

- Aimee Sticka
3 Michael R. Bernstein // Feb 15, 2008 at 7:22 pm

Dude, that was YOU? Sorry ’bout the 2-by-4.

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