Comments on: Oh We Are So Fucked Now

By: Michael R. Bernstein

Michael R. Bernstein — Sat, 03 May 2008 04:02:10 +0000

Meh. Orangs are pretty benign, compared to, say, chimps (regular chimps, not bonobos). And baboons, holy crap we’d be in a word of hurt if they figured out the spear (because, soon after that, they’d be breaking into armories all over Africa and stealing AK-47s)!

Hmm.

By: German

German — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:13:33 +0000

PS Dr. Hoffman is dead. Lived to be above 100 yrs. old. Must have been teh acid. Or the Swiss mountain air.

Ra-Ul, acid free.

By: German

German — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:10:27 +0000

Oh yeah? I’ll worry when they figure out how to get foodstamps and move in next to the Bosnians next door! I’ll worry when they’re as horny as Bonobos, have the body mass index of Gorillas and the utter weirdness of Siamangs! Until then there will be no Pongo Sapiens in MY neighborhood. Put in a call to Mr. Heston. Damn dirty Ape can haz all the fish ti THEN!

Ra-Ul, proud to be sapient.

By: Thom Chrastka

Thom Chrastka — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:03:51 +0000

When the headline reads: “Apes apply heat to food” then I’ll start to worry.

By: Billy Kess

Billy Kess — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:45:45 +0000

That is interesting. Pretty soon they’ll be marching for equal rights. lol