- @dcurtisj We were somewhere around the pillow, on the edge of the crib, when the pablum began to take hold…. in reply to dcurtisj #
- Fox News: because credibility and accountability are things that happen to other people. http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200911100063 #
- I want a Chumby for Xmas. Thank you. #
- This is a Chumby: http://tinyurl.com/ydgjxpa I want to write Flash widgets for it. #
- Here's a tip if you run a CD duplication company: don't give me a quote form. GIVE ME FIXED PRICES. I ignore any company with quote forms. #
- @PaulCampanella Gotta hole in my armpit from a similar fellow. It got infected and now it looks like a gunshot scar. I feel your pain, bro. in reply to PaulCampanella #
- Must fix CSS on testing server. Can barely move. Sweating profusely. Feel like ass. Grrr. #
- Jesus, Netflix Watch Instantly is awful. I can choose between NINA TAKES A LOVER and JO JO DANCER YOUR LIFE IS CALLING. Or stab myself. Yeah #
- Or I could watch SOUL ASSASSIN with Skeet Ulrich. Or I could burn off all of my skin with solvent and do the Charleston in my front yard. #
- There's a lot of what I've come to think of as "sweeping backdrop" movies. #
- As in the DVD notes begin: "Set again the sweeping backdrop of the 1981 Mauritanian people's revolution…" Which means it's IMPORTANT. #
- Every fucking movie like that is the same. Oooh, our huge family is poor but happy and we follow our colorful traditions! Isn't that neat? #
- Wait, there is trouble! But…but surely it can't harm US. Grandapapa, tell us another story about when you once found a plump chicken! #
- Oh no, little Bancha from down the road has gone for a soldier! And the neighbors aren't here to sell us ground thistles! What's happening? #
- No! Not silly Uncle Chimmy! He's not really a supporter of the old regime! He's just a harmless drunk! BANCHA, DON'T TAKE UNCLE CHIMMY!!! #
- And then there's the running and hiding reel, and Bancha comes back and secretly saves the family, and they make a run for the United States #
- I'm so fucking bored of these melodramas that people watch to feel righteous and justified, like they give a fuck about the world outside. #
- And, as I've said before, revolutions happen all the same, whether it's Tehran in 1978 or Poland in 1989 or any sweeping backdrop you like. #
- @ales_kot That's great, kid. Don't get cocky. #GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex in reply to ales_kot #
- @jzellis What a wonderful smell you've discovered. @GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex in reply to jzellis #
- @ales_kot Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper? #GreatStarWarsQuotesDuringSex in reply to ales_kot #
- @fishsauce Merchant-Ivory? in reply to fishsauce #
- @fishsauce Merchant-Ivory are more English aristocracy. I'm thinking of the whole "my people were happy until the soldiers came" movies. in reply to fishsauce #
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