Good Food For Total Retards: Creamy bacon and garlic pasta

(by Frank Beaton’s request)

This is hella approximate.

1/2 cup olive oil
1/4 cup butter (4 tbsp.)
1/2 package of sliced bacon
4-5 cloves, finely chopped garlic (not bunches, just the cloves)
1/4 cup finely chopped green onions (just the green, not the bulbs)
1 cup red wine
2 cups milk or milk substitute
1/3 cup flour
1 cup sliced mushrooms
3 cups pasta

To taste: basil, [...]

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Good Food For Total Retards: Metrosexual Ground Beef Stroganoff

Beef stroganoff is one of those foods most often made by sad, single people or suburban housewives with too little free time for cooking. I myself am a sad, single person, but I’ve figured out a slight variation on the traditional Middle American stroganoff that is completely tasty, easy as hell to make, and only [...]

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