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ScarJo and DaveBo doing Tom Waits

Here we have Scarlett Johannson and David Bowie covering Tom Wait’ “Falling Down”, from Ms. Johannson’s new album Anywhere I Lay My Head, which is an entire album (minus one original) of Tom Waits songs.
I’m personally not interested in the debate about actors making music. Waits is a musician who acts in movies. Nick […]

Wristcutters

Wristcutters: A Love Story is, as of tonight, one of my new favorite films. It’s about a guy named Zia (Patrick Fugit) who commits suicide because his girlfriend left him. He finds himself in a sort of Purgatory, a broke-down, trashy afterlife for suicides. He makes friends with Eugene (Shea Whigham), a Russian singer who […]

Sweeney Todd

Capsule review: I fuckin’ hate musicals, but I really liked this one. Reminded me of Brecht. Helena Bonham Carter is still goth hot after all these years. Johnny Depp singing in a Cockney accent is rad. Extremely bloody. Worth watching.

My First After Effects Compositing Experiment

My First After Effects Compositing Experiment from jzellis on Vimeo.
Shot with my iSight at Starbucks and composited in a few minutes. Not perfect, but a good first try, I think.

Chuck Heston died!

Sigh. I was never a fan of Heston’s politics — the exact opposite, actually — but dude, he was fucking Moses.
I met Heston in high school. He was supporting the governor of Wyoming’s re-election campaign. i was writing about it for my high school newspaper. Dude was a total right-wing fascist.
But afterwards, when I was […]

Why Didn’t I See Any Of The Oscar Movies…

…or much of anything at all in the theater last year or this year, for that matter? (God, I know I saw something other than Cloverfield. I must have.)
This guy rants about how nobody saw these movies because people are saps who just want happy, happy, joy, joy all the time. I tend to agree […]

Didn’t Watch The Oscars

…and don’t really care. I haven’t seen any of the movies that everybody got boners over, like No Country For Old Men or There Will Be Blood. (I despise Paul Thomas Anderson’s movies, as a rule. And No Country just looked fucking depressing. Oh, and you’d be more likely to catch me at a screening […]