Zenarchery

class Universe(){

include(”quantum.object.inc”);
include(”bigBang.function.inc”);

function Universe(){

var bigBang = new bigBang();

while(bigBang->happening()){
calculateQuanta();
}

if(!bigBang->happening()){

exit();

}

}

}
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This made me sick to my stomach this morning (go to about 2:42 on the timeline):

In this clip, Representative Virginia Foxx (R - North Carolina) is arguing against H.R. 1913, a proposed bill that would expand the legal definition of hate crimes to include crimes based upon someone’s gender, sexual orientation, sexual identity or disability. [...]

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Shut up shut up shut up shut up.
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A slightly more realistic version of the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air theme. This made me giggle an awful lot.
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It’s a terrible thing to watch Nathan Barley and feel all superior to those trendy new media assholes…and then suddenly realize that you’re watching Nathan Barley and feeling all superior to those trendy new media assholes whilst simultaneously editing together clips from the Prelinger archives to make videos for spoken word pieces about monsters.
While wearing [...]

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I am not an anti-police sort of person. I have a couple of friends who are police and, by large, they and their colleagues do as best they can in a thankless, difficult and probably traumatizing job. I think 95% or more of policework happens within boundaries which are tolerable by society.
But then you have [...]

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“She’s gonna try and hug us, oh God she’s gonna try and hug us, goddamn Chinese people always try and hug us, Steve get ready, oh God, here it comes…”
Merry X-mas.
[adorable goddamn pandas via Fuck You, Penguin]
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…is that 100,000 years from now, when aliens discover the scattered remnants of what’s left of the human species, the dialogue’s going to go something like this.
“Hey, Zerplax!”
“Yes, Kiplorg?”
“Check out this video the humans left.”
“Okay, what am I…okay, there’s two girls, and…what are they eating?”
“Just keep watching.”
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Can somebody please fucking explain to me why the Finder would simply stop copying files without throwing an error? I was backing up all my project files because I needed big space on my laptop for video editing. It said the copy was done, I opened the folder, everything looked okay, I erased the files [...]

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