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Category Archives: Random Stupid Stuff

Note To Self…

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Apparently nobody on the Internet has a sense of humor anymore. (Check out the comments.)
I suspect I’m in for a rough time of it.

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Motivational Poster.

Monday, April 28, 2008

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This Goober Is My New Hero

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

There’s nothing on earth more awesome than a goober shooting dildos out of a spud gun via the chemical magic of Lidocaine.
For years, I’ve wanted to make a spud gun that fired Coke cans full of concrete.
You could fuck some shit up with that.

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This Is How I Feel *All The Time*

Sunday, April 20, 2008

(via Theme Park Review)

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Nice Name, Jerkoffs

Friday, April 18, 2008

Am I the only one that thinks it might be a bad thing that a company called Cyberdyne is making robotic human exoskeletons?
I mean, for God’s sake. What’s next? A potted meat company called Soylent Green?

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Recent Neologisms

Friday, April 4, 2008

Douchelganger - Your douchebag twin. Someone who looks exactly like you, except they have frosted tips on their hair and they wear oversized Versace shades and Volcom shirts and they have sleeve tattoos with stars on their elbows and they call everybody “bra”. May be located anywhere in the world, but most often found in […]

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Things To Remember If You’re A Supermodel Who Wants To Date Me

Monday, March 31, 2008

GQ has a story about the 16 things to remember if you want to date a supermodel. (Found on Digg, which made me giggle. Lots of guys dating supermodels on Digg.)
After reading through it, I thought I’d make my own list: things to remember if you’re a supermodel who wants to date me.
Pay attention, […]

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I Think I See A Pattern Emerging Here…

Sunday, March 23, 2008

What’s The Most Popular T-Shirt For A Mugshot?
Least popular t-shirt for a mugshot? That dorky ThinkGeek shirt that says “You Are A Loser” in binary notation. Not because the owners are less likely to commit crimes. They’re not.
But the NSA doesn’t do mugshots.

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Awesome Papercraft Model Of Euclidean Geometry!

Friday, March 21, 2008

Wow. This whole papercraft thing is so awesome! It’s even more awesome that so many people have so much free time that they can figure out how to build, say, exact 1:1 scale models of the U.S.S. Annapolis, just using paper! And not just build it, but share it with the world! The Internet sure […]

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It Is The No, The Holy God No Never Auugh

Sunday, March 2, 2008

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