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Not Going To India.

I missed my fucking flight. Somehow I misread the times on my itinerary and thought I was flying out of Vegas at 7:10pm. In fact, I was supposed to be flying out of Chicago at 7:10, and Vegas at 11:30 this morning.
I don’t think it can be rescheduled — the flight, I mean.
I’m a goddamned […]

White Cross Drugs, Las Vegas

And when my telephone rings in the dark
You say ‘Hey, I’m at the White Cross on Las Vegas Boulevard’
No matter where I am, I’ll get on a plane
I’ll go anywhere to see you again
–Red State Soundsystem,
“Scatterlings + Refugees”

Nicotine and Bacteria

(The title doesn’t mean anything, it’s just from a Bloc Party song that’s repeating in my head.)
I need to buy more pants tomorrow. Wanna know why? Because I’m down to a size 40 waist, from a maximum a couple of years ago of 46. And I’m down to XL t-shirts (from 3x) and 2x button-downs […]

Futurephone blogging

I’m down at the Griffin, using my futurephone to blog. The fact that I’m blogging outside instead of partying inside ought to tell you how exciting my evening has been.

On The Phone Again

I broke down and got a new phone account. Luckily, the security deposit was a helluva lot less than I thought it would be — only $150 — so I now have an AT&T account. I opted for the 900 minute, 200 texts, unlimited data plan, because having push e-mail access on the Nokia futurephone […]

Phone Update

When I get paid, I’m gonna set up a new Skype In account, so I’ll be able to get phone calls whenever I’m in WiFi range. (A friend gave me his old Nokia e61i, and I’ve got Fring running on it, so I’ll get calls that way.) So if you have my GrandCentral number, you […]

No More Phone.

My free Sprint Ambassador account stopped working today. So I don’t have a phone. I don’t know when I’ll have one, either — chalk it up to depression, but at the moment I don’t really care. If you need to talk to me, I’m reachable by e-mail, the comments on this site, MySpace, Facebook, Skype, […]

Your Advice: Organization For A Profoundly Disorganized Man

So, um, I didn’t kill anybody last night. Or get drunk. In fact, I decided to get my bedroom clean and neat and organized.
Some personal details here: I live, at the moment, with my parents, for complicated reasons, primarily financial. This means I live in a bedroom smaller than any of the ones I had […]

To Catch A Douchebag

Last night, some silly little cocksucker stole my friend Amanda’s camera from the Coffee Bean while she was hanging out talking to me.
Fortunately, he was a stupid silly little cocksucker…and consequently, the entire incident was captured on tape. We’ve got him red-handed.
If we can find him.
So: do you know this douchebag? If so, […]

Temporarily Phoneless

For the past year or so, I’ve been using a free Sprint Ambassador cellphone. That service ends today, and since I owe Sprint money on my normal Sprint account (which I couldn’t afford to pay last February or so), and can’t afford the deposit I’ll undoubtedly have to pay, I can’t just get it turned […]