If you don’t have my email address, this is the best way to contact me.

Disclaimer: Despite the fact that I have multiple e-mail addresses, a cell phone, IM accounts on most of the major services, MySpace and Facebook profiles, and also Skype, I don’t really like having digitally mediated conversations. (Go figure.) So I tend to only really respond to the following sort of missives:

• Business enquiries
• Requests for musical collaborations/remix requests
• Direct messages from personal friends
• Time-sensitive stuff
• Booty calls

Particularly, I don’t really engage in political or theological debates via e-mail. Sorry. You’re not converting me and I’m not converting you and I’ve got better things to do, quite frankly. Likewise, any e-mail in which the word “hater” appears will be summarily deleted, and you will be added to my long list of people I wouldn’t save from a burning building.

If you really want to have a conversation with me, your best bet is to figure out where I am on the planet at the moment and go there. This is not difficult. Outside of the occasional transoceanic jaunt, I’m basically only ever in a couple of different places.

Again, booty calls will be immediately responded to. Just wanted to make sure that’s understood.